lmao, like don’t get me wrong, they are great characters. But they are evil little bastards who have been turned into killing machines! That’s like saying you like the Death Eaters or Voldemort. Yeah, kickass bad guys and everything, but if they were real people you would hate them, right?!?!
So when I see people all “OMG I LOVE CATO AND CLOVE” I’m like:
Girl: Oh my god, so yeah, so I saw this movie The Hunger Games last night, it's really good!
Girl: Yeah so like, they have to enter this battle to the death thing, and they pick a guy and girl from each district to compete and the movie is all about district 12. So this little girl gets chosen and her sister- I can't remember her name- she volunteers to take her place, right?
Girl: So yeah she's chosen and this guy Peeta is chosen, and they get put into the Games and then they fall in love and it's just omg, it's so good.
Me: *screaming angrily in my brain* YOU STUPID IDIOT THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE FREAKING STORY, JUST STFU AND GO WATCH TWILIGHT YOU DUMB TWAT.
OMG IS HE THE BEST DAD OR WHAT, THAT JUST MADE MY DAY
It makes me feel very proud to be a family member of both :’)
So I bought new tea (vanilla and hazelnut mmm!), midnight tickets for my friends/bf and I to go see THG, and I get my Botox injections sometime this week! Pretty good start if I do say so myself :D
Hugs for everyone!!
so what if
after they censor the internet
they divide us into districts
then they take tributes
and make us fight to the death